30 September, 2008

Who's that?

"One Follower"? I have followers (well, follower...)? I can has loyal subjects, please? *puts on purple robe and a big frenning crown* Bow to me, loyal subjects! I demand horses and fine linens and perfumes and cookies.

Wait... I said frenning again. OH! My loyal subject is Bethy? Bethy? Who is Bethy? .... Ooh, that's probably Bes'la.... My loyal subject is Bes'la? *sigh* Bes'la isn't going to bring me horses and fine linens and perfumes... she might bring me cookies, though.

Hey! That's twice in a row I spelled "cookies" right!

Now, wait... I know there was a reason I started blogging, and loyal subjects wasn't one of them...

OH! English essay. Because blogging helps me write my English papers.

So apparently I have to write a summary of this one essay. Okay, sure, why not.

Dude, I hate English. I totally do. Essays are the work of the devil. Cave paintings, I'm telling you, dude... we need to go back to cave paintings! I would draw a stick figure housewife cleaning up, and I'd be done.

Well. I tell you what, I started this blog at 2:00. It is now 4:45, and I have written two and a half sentences. I'm so gonna flunk...

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