A list

I like lists. And I'm bored, and avoiding music homework.

Random facts about me.

1. I know someone that was on the Grammys.
2. I am sort of a math geek, I guess.
3. I sing with a British accent.
4. Very badly.
5. Since the Bad Channel killed Stargate, my favorite TV show is now Castle.
6. And Nathan Fillion has surpassed Matthew Broderick as my favorite actor.
7. I'm thinking about sending away for my own Billy Mays sticker.
8. Also wondering where I could put him.
9. And wondering if I could get like 20 to put up in various places.
10. Keeping one for myself, obviously.
11. I miss Billy Mays.
12. And I still insist that the Sham Wow guy killed him.
13. Speaking of conspiracies, Roswell was totally a cover up.
14. But not of aliens.
15. Yeah, just out testing secret aircraft. We do crap like that.
16. Also speaking of conspiracies, Oswald acted alone.
17. I know American Sign Language.
18. I think I'm "conversational", though I don't know the difference between "conversational" and "fluent".
19. And I don't feel like looking it up.
20. Every time I look something up, I go to Wikipedia.
21. I start all my research for research papers on Wikipedia and use their links.
22. I can't spell "cookie".
23. "Wookiee", however, I can spell correctly every time.
24. I insist that the real spelling of "handful" is "handfull". I mean, hello? Hand. Full. Handfull.
25. And yes, I still maintain that the correct pronunciation is "DAY-ih-tee".
26. I only passed math class because I didn't pay attention to the professor.
28. I don't like normal music.
29. I like Irish music, country music that isn't Kenny Chesney, Sugarland, or ... well... George Strait.
30. But I don't admit that I don't like George Strait, 'cause you just can't say that.
31. Even though I just said it to the whole darned internet.
32. Doesn't matter. No one reads this anyhow.
33. No, I have no illusions about anyone ever reading this blog. I just like to talk to all of you imaginary readers.
34. It's like talking to the boxes at JCP.
35. I think I learned to make lists from Skippy.
36. Because my lists never quite make sense.
37. It's probably been two hours since I last wrote anything on my music concert report.
27. I moved number 27 over here... just to see if you were paying attention.
38. Yeah, I'm bored.
39. I feel like writing a short story, but I don't know what about.
40. I feel like writing about my jester, but seeing as I killed him off in the last story...
41. Unless I make him a zombie. But then that creates a whole new set of problems.
42. I left my Christmas lights up all year.
43. And I never stopped playing Christmas music from last December.
44. I hate New Years.
45. In fact, it is my least favorite holiday.
46. My second least favorite is Valentines Day.
47. By the way, when I take over the world, those two holidays will be the first to go.
48. They will be replaced with Star Wars Day on May 4th (As in May The Fourth be with you), and International Talk Like a Pirate Day.
49. If you need me to tell you when International Talk Like a Pirate Day is, get off this blog.
50. Right now.
51. No, you can't look it up on Wikipedia.
52. Or Google it.
53. Just go.
54. It's better this way.
55.I probably should get to work on that paper.
56. Yeah. I'm gonna do that now.
57. And I'm just going to stop this list at 57, 'cause that's a really random number.