How To Become a Celebrity

Step 1: Star in a bad movie.

Step 2: Start doing drugs.

Step 3: Be caught using those drugs in a public place. Get lots of media attention.

Step 4: Milk that attention for all it's worth.

Step 5: Star in another bad movie.

Step 6: Make a music video. (Singing talent optional)

Step 7: Make a fragrance.

Step 8: Make a clothing line for Walmart.

Step 9: Stop making movies and dedicate yourself to doing commercials for something they pay you to be passionate about.

Step 10: Die of an overdose.

Result: Go down in history as one of the greatest actors of all time.