18 October, 2009

Movie Handbook #1: Water

Just in case you ever find yourself as the character in a movie or something, here are some simple rules that you should follow.

Rule number one: Water.

When you have been walking around in the desert for three days, or held prisoner for a week, and you are given a bottle of water, it is proper to let half the water dribble down your face. This is especially true if it is the bottom of the bottle, and the last of your rations. Make sure that you don't have the cup/bottle entirely around your mouth. Now take a big swig. If you're doing this properly, half of your water should spill down your face and onto your shirt. This is good. If you didn't do it properly and most of the water actually made it into your mouth, never fear. Just leave your jaw slack as you take the cup/bottle away from your mouth, and the water that made it into your mouth will run down your chin and onto your shirt (where it belongs).

So, just remember, make sure there is little contact between the cup/bottle and your mouth, and take a big swig. The rest should come naturally!

Good luck in your movie survival.

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