Oh, intro!

Oh yeah. By the way... I'm Rio! Nice to meet you. I don't like people, animals are much better. I am slightly more for animal rights than most people, but I still think PETA should stand for People Eating Tasty Animals. I love country music, and hate anyone that doesn't like it. I have zero tolerance for any moral no-no, whether it's bank robbery, murder, or being rude to the cashier at Walmart. I drop my friends like a hot potato if they do something I disprove of (mainly because I refuse to hang with the "wrong crowd". I don't mix with them, I don't tolerate them, I don't forgive them. If my decent friends become the wrong crowd, I drop them. Simple as that.). I am an artist, though none of my stuff sells, and I am a procrastinating author (meaning I've started a million novels, and only finished one short story, none of which are published). I like Science Fiction, but absolutely hate the Sci-Fi channel. If I were the type to hire a professional hitman, the three people I would off are Natalie Maines, Hilary Duff, and Mark Stern (the Sci-Fi channel exec. that killed Stargate SG-1). I love Star Wars, and I fully support the Dark Side, because it has a better dental plan, and cooler minions. I have long memories and short fuses.

My personality in a nutshell? Mostly Karen Traviss with a hint of JRR Tolkien. Meaning... If people are stupid, I will not hesitate to say so. I stand up for what I believe in, and will not be pushed around. I fully support the military, even if the government is stupid (but I don't like any politicians at all.) (Well, okay, I do fully support President Bush. You got a problem with that, believe me, you can either shut up, ignore my political opinions and just pay attention to the rest of the blog, or you can leave right now. I'm okay with either one. But my blog is not your political soapbox. It's mine.) But, even with all that "Don't mess with me, vod'ika" attitude, I've still got the Tolkien streak that loves trees and good company and nature.

I have absolutely no patience whatsoever, unless it comes to HTML, then there's an endless supply. I will poke and prod a website until it does exactly what I want it to do, no matter how long that takes. Websites should be very grateful, because I am not patient with anyone or anything else.

I absolutely hate: Hippies, Dixie Chicks fans, people that hate country music, people that don't support the military, people that sleep around with people they ain't married to, people that plan on sleeping around with people they ain't married to, people that look over my shoulder while I'm on the computer, people that turn down the radio to talk to me, and people that incorrectly use "your" instead of "you're". So check your grammar.

I absolutely love: My cat.

So that's me in a nutshell. Now. I was planning on typing a blog about speaking sign language to a deaf man, but that'll have to wait until another time. I've filled up this one with stuff all about me. Funny... 'cause that's totally not what I intended.

Oh yeah, I'm also very arrogant, and have the second largest ego in the world, next to Simon Cowell. No wait... I take that back. Simon has admitted to being wrong before. I have not.

Random interruption... You know, if you're typing too fast, you can type "speaking sign language to a dead man" instead of "deaf man".... which is actually a bit funny.