06 September, 2009

Todays news...

Thank you, Rick, for that weather forecast.

Now on to the evening news.

Earlier this afternoon, a pair of tall boots collided with an innocent pair of pumps on the runway. The two collided so hard, that they fused together. Police were nearby, and a shootout ensued. The culprit was shot with the police forces newest weapons. We heard this account from a bystander who saw the whole thing.

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