Oh wow XD

I almost died. Like, literally. I totally choked on my tea.

Happy Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday to you, too.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,311797,00.html

Oh, and speaking of idiot of the day...

Well, this guy isn't as much of an idiot as Mr Death Sentence, but.... he definitely should win a Darwin Award.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,311198,00.html

Uh-oh.

NOW you done it.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,311025,00.html

See, now you're gonna make the liberals mad, and they're gonna want to slap you. Boy oh boy, this is gonna be SO much fun to see the liberals reaction to this bit of news.

I mean... I'll be the first to tell you that I don't agree with homosexuality. But for me, that means that I'm not gay. It doesn't mean that I go preaching left and right trying to change what everyone else thinks, since I know that doesn't work. But... hanging? Stoning? People shouldn't be given the death sentence for being gay. That's just.... that's not right. Now, murderers and rapists should totally be shot repeatedly. Not gays, no matter how anti-gay you are. Oh, and ESPECIALLY not torture. You don't-- Grr. *steams* You just don't.

Hail, Marvel

I applaud you, Marvel. I really really applaud. I give you a standing O, as well.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,310356,00.html

A list:

Things You'll Never Be Able To Look At The Same Way Again After Watching Doctor Who:

1. Store mannequins
2. Plastic Surgery
3. Gas Lamps
4. Big Ben
5. Pigs
6. Museums
7. The Internet
8. Promotions
9. Vases
10. Little Children
11. Gas Masks
12. Nuclear Power Plants
13. Game Shows
14. Christmas
15. Cats
16. Mistletoe
17. School Staff
18. Fireplaces
19. Those cell phone Bluetooth ear piece things
20. TV
21. Black Holes
22. Elton John
23. That kookaburra song
24. 3D glasses
25. Blimps
26. Brides
27. The Moon
28. Hospitals
29. Shakespeare
30. Traffic jams
31. The Empire State Building
32. Anti-aging serums
33. The word "burn"
34. Boarding schools
35. World War II
36. Statues
37. Titles (like "The Professer", "The Doctor", and "The Master")
38. The British Prime Minister
39. The Face of Boe